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Sunday, April 28, 2013
Student faces jail time for 'penis slapping' other guys in locker room - msnNOW - msnNOW
Student faces jail time for 'penis slapping' other guys in locker room - msnNOW - msnNOW:
msnNOW | Student faces jail time for 'penis slapping' other guys in locker room - msnNOW msnNOW Seth Kellen, 19, of Minnesota will likely be sentenced to 10 years of probation after admitting to "penis slapping" his basketball teammates on the back. He also admitted to "digitally penetrating" one teammate and exposing himself to others in an ... |
An Interview With A Dude And His 12” Penis
An Interview With A Dude And His 12” Penis:
Thought Catalog: Hi, how are you?
Dude With Huge Penis: I’m good, just doing an IAMA [on Reddit] which is going surprisingly well.
TC: So your penis is gigantic. What’s up with that?
DWHP: That it is. It’s been big for quite a few years, so I suppose I’m used to it. It’s fun and I love it. It’s an ego boost and it gets girls. While many guys try to be the biggest gym-wise, the richest, or anything like that and know that doing this helps bring the girls, I have learned that a girl would, given even chance, choose a huge dick over any of those.
TC: Understandable. I’d choose a gargantuan penis over gargantuan forearms. Are you going to do porn?
DWHP: I’ve had a ton of people tell me I should go into porn but I still don’t want to for a few reasons. I don’t want to expose my identity through film for the world, also my body is not yet incredibly fit enough to be a porn star…I am fit for sure, but I’d rather continue to get bigger muscle-wise before I’d start something like that.
TC: When you walk down the street, do you scoff at all the other men knowing your penis is larger?
DWHP: I don’t scoff at anyone, but when someone pisses me off I chuckle quietly to myself about how I will always be bigger.
TC: If you could compare your penis to one inanimate object, what would it be?
DWHP: One object girls love putting it next to is an iPhone because I can completely cover it, as in I’ll have skin all the way around if it sits on my dick.
TC: Wow. Now whenever I look at my iPhone, I’ll undoubtedly think of your dick. What’s the best part about having a huge penis?
DWHP: I love girls’ reaction faces, I think it’s one of the best things ever and usually seeing a good reaction makes me even harder. I love the fact that nearly every girl I’ve been with has mentioned on her own that sex with me was the best she has ever had.
TC: What’s the worst part about having a goliath jimmy?
DWHP: It sucks for some physical reasons, I’m too big for an athletic cup, a speedo, etc. Also sometimes it makes me sad that I’m big — but not all the girls I’m with know that I am. Life would probably be very different if everyone I encountered knew. Some notice, but some don’t and thats annoying.
TC: When did you first learn your penis was larger than everyone else’s?
DWHP: I learned in 5th grade, when (this is going to seem very odd) I was in the bathroom and my friend in the stall next to me wanted to see who could backup further and still pee in the urinal. He didn’t say anything, but I noticed that I was at least three times bigger–which was confirmed in 6th grade, my first year of middle school…we had gym locker rooms. I was about 6” soft.
TC: Congratulations, you’re a grower and a shower. Could your penis kill?
DWHP: Probably. I’ve been with an amateur porn star before and she told me to be aggressive. I made it so she screamed and couldn’t walk. Wasn’t that tough. I’ve learned to use my penis for the powers of pleasure not pain because girls don’t like when it’s too rough.
TC: Just like Spiderman…”with great power comes great responsibility.” On that note, which superhero does your penis look like the most?
DWHP: If we’re talking superheroes… obviously the Hulk.
TC: Do you think your penis is larger or smaller than my arm?
DWHP: I’ve had girls who compare it to their arms and it’s longer and thicker. So if you have a girly arm I suppose its bigger.
TC: I do. My arms are girly.
Thought Catalog: Hi, how are you?
Dude With Huge Penis: I’m good, just doing an IAMA [on Reddit] which is going surprisingly well.
TC: So your penis is gigantic. What’s up with that?
DWHP: That it is. It’s been big for quite a few years, so I suppose I’m used to it. It’s fun and I love it. It’s an ego boost and it gets girls. While many guys try to be the biggest gym-wise, the richest, or anything like that and know that doing this helps bring the girls, I have learned that a girl would, given even chance, choose a huge dick over any of those.
TC: Understandable. I’d choose a gargantuan penis over gargantuan forearms. Are you going to do porn?
DWHP: I’ve had a ton of people tell me I should go into porn but I still don’t want to for a few reasons. I don’t want to expose my identity through film for the world, also my body is not yet incredibly fit enough to be a porn star…I am fit for sure, but I’d rather continue to get bigger muscle-wise before I’d start something like that.
TC: When you walk down the street, do you scoff at all the other men knowing your penis is larger?
DWHP: I don’t scoff at anyone, but when someone pisses me off I chuckle quietly to myself about how I will always be bigger.
TC: If you could compare your penis to one inanimate object, what would it be?
DWHP: One object girls love putting it next to is an iPhone because I can completely cover it, as in I’ll have skin all the way around if it sits on my dick.
TC: Wow. Now whenever I look at my iPhone, I’ll undoubtedly think of your dick. What’s the best part about having a huge penis?
DWHP: I love girls’ reaction faces, I think it’s one of the best things ever and usually seeing a good reaction makes me even harder. I love the fact that nearly every girl I’ve been with has mentioned on her own that sex with me was the best she has ever had.
TC: What’s the worst part about having a goliath jimmy?
DWHP: It sucks for some physical reasons, I’m too big for an athletic cup, a speedo, etc. Also sometimes it makes me sad that I’m big — but not all the girls I’m with know that I am. Life would probably be very different if everyone I encountered knew. Some notice, but some don’t and thats annoying.
TC: When did you first learn your penis was larger than everyone else’s?
DWHP: I learned in 5th grade, when (this is going to seem very odd) I was in the bathroom and my friend in the stall next to me wanted to see who could backup further and still pee in the urinal. He didn’t say anything, but I noticed that I was at least three times bigger–which was confirmed in 6th grade, my first year of middle school…we had gym locker rooms. I was about 6” soft.
TC: Congratulations, you’re a grower and a shower. Could your penis kill?
DWHP: Probably. I’ve been with an amateur porn star before and she told me to be aggressive. I made it so she screamed and couldn’t walk. Wasn’t that tough. I’ve learned to use my penis for the powers of pleasure not pain because girls don’t like when it’s too rough.
TC: Just like Spiderman…”with great power comes great responsibility.” On that note, which superhero does your penis look like the most?
DWHP: If we’re talking superheroes… obviously the Hulk.
TC: Do you think your penis is larger or smaller than my arm?
DWHP: I’ve had girls who compare it to their arms and it’s longer and thicker. So if you have a girly arm I suppose its bigger.
TC: I do. My arms are girly.
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Friday, April 19, 2013
Sex in the Press #19: Size matters
Sex in the Press #19: Size matters:
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Women find men with larger penises more attractive, according to a fresh study. Shock! Horror! Say it isn’t so! No wonder sex-deprived fruit flies turn to drink…
These and other news flashes in the 11 April 2013 edition of ‘Sex in the Press’, which goes long so you can better deal with your short-comings.
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How to Protect Your Package from Lorena Bobbitts
How to Protect Your Package from Lorena Bobbitts:
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Since April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month, it is a perfect time to talk about one form of sexual assault that often gets ignored by hairy, bra-burning feminists: woman-on-wiener violence. It’s not the 90s anymore, but Lorena Bobbitt’s spirit lives on in the hearts of penis-cleaving gals all over the globe.
Three weeks ago, Catherine Kieu Becker, the Orange County woman who cut off her husband’s penis and threw it in the garbage disposal, appeared in court for a pretrial hearing. Floridian escort Priscilla Vaughn scored originality points back in March by not using blades or scissors, but her own teeth to do the deed. Though her date’s dick is intact, the police say she did some major damage to his balls. And last year, Virginia Valdez and Julia Huamán Muñoz both attempted to sever their husbands’ penises. Julia was successful in the act, ensuring that her husband won’t ever be able to have “normal sex” again. While Valdez didn't completely lop off her husband's pickle, the police say she effectively “disfigured the victim’s genitals,” which is nothing to shake a stick at.
I’m not one of those self-hating girls who thinks feminism made men get the short end of the stick, but you people with penises need to learn how to guard your groins. If women can get told “how to not get raped” from men, you fellas need a lesson on how to not lose your family jewels from ladies. Obviously, it is all your fault. So penis-peddlers, listen up: this is how not to get Lorena Bobbitted.
Watch Your Food
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Look twice at anything a woman serves you. Ask her to try it first. Actually, just cook your own food and stop being a lazy ass. If Catherine Becker’s husband had thought twice before eating the tofu soup she made him that later knocked him out, his dick wouldn’t have ended up shredded to pieces in the garbage disposal. Figure out how to cook up some ramen or else you might end up a castrato.
Don’t Be Submissive During BDSM
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Spanking and gagging is for prissy prudes. If you can’t play Rip the Tip Off Your Dick, you don’t belong in Kim Tran’s Alaskan dungeon. Her husband found out the hard way back in 2005, when he allowed Kim to tie him up and she used the opportunity to sever his pecker. Maybe they should've used a safety word?
Avoid Women Named Tran
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In addition to Kim Tran of Alaska, another lady named Kim Tran from Vancouver took her husband’s schlong down a notch back in 1998. And Tran Tu Tran of Sydney, Australia, put her hubby’s wang on a chopping block in 1996. A rose by any other name might not walk off with your manhood.
Never Fall Asleep with a Woman
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Sleeping with a woman makes you go from REM to RPL—instead of rapid eye movement, you have rapid penis loss. This is even worse than letting yourself be tied up, because at least if you are tied up, you can scream for help. But sleeping? Until she actually cuts your dick off, you won’t know a thing. Taking advantage of a sleeping man is what skyrocketed Lorena Bobbitt into infamy. Julia Huamán Muñoz was cunning enough to follow suit last September.
[This is too fucked up for a picture]
Even Your Mother Can’t Be Trusted
There really isn't anything snarky to say about these cases because they are such a bummer. The one woman you're supposed to be able to trust is your mother. Alas, in December, a third grader’s mother pulled a Priscilla Vaughn on her own son, except she was actually successful. Sadly, the boy will be disabled for life. And a couple hundred miles over in the Jiangsu Province, a mother was in hysterics that her five-month-old baby was a boy and not a girl, so she performed a home-sex-change operation on him. These two ladies are definitely the worst moms on the planet, or at least the most disturbed.
Stay Away from the Toilet
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Toilets are depositories for all kinds of gross stuff like shit, piss, menstrual blood, and apparently severed dongs. Both Kim Trans, Julia Muñoz as well as Tsui Mei-Ying, who cleaved a dick back in 1987, can testify to that. In the first Kim Tran’s case, the Anchorage Water and Wastewater Facility managed to wrench the toilet from its base and retrieve her husband's cum gun. It was successfully reattached.
Don’t Invite Her to a Threesome
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Cheating on a nutcase is pretty bold behavior, but inviting your crazy wife to have sex with you and your mistress takes some serious cojones—ones that will ultimately become damaged goods. Xie Mau-Mann from China’s Guangdong district, was asked by her philandering husband to have a ménage à trois with a woman he brought home. Mrs. Xie declined to join in the threesome, and her husband proceeded to fuck the other woman anyway. According to reports, while the dude took 40 winks, Mrs. Xie “snipped” (that’s what they’re calling it these days?) off his wang with a pair of grocery store scissors and then threw his manhood into a nearby pond. Moral of the story: Ask for a threesome, expect to lose your Johnson.
For more stuff about dicks, check these out:
Do You Like Your Dicks Cut or Uncut?
Oh No! This Guy Broke His Dick During Butt Sex
I Shot My Dick Off in Vietnam
Photo via
Since April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month, it is a perfect time to talk about one form of sexual assault that often gets ignored by hairy, bra-burning feminists: woman-on-wiener violence. It’s not the 90s anymore, but Lorena Bobbitt’s spirit lives on in the hearts of penis-cleaving gals all over the globe.
Three weeks ago, Catherine Kieu Becker, the Orange County woman who cut off her husband’s penis and threw it in the garbage disposal, appeared in court for a pretrial hearing. Floridian escort Priscilla Vaughn scored originality points back in March by not using blades or scissors, but her own teeth to do the deed. Though her date’s dick is intact, the police say she did some major damage to his balls. And last year, Virginia Valdez and Julia Huamán Muñoz both attempted to sever their husbands’ penises. Julia was successful in the act, ensuring that her husband won’t ever be able to have “normal sex” again. While Valdez didn't completely lop off her husband's pickle, the police say she effectively “disfigured the victim’s genitals,” which is nothing to shake a stick at.
I’m not one of those self-hating girls who thinks feminism made men get the short end of the stick, but you people with penises need to learn how to guard your groins. If women can get told “how to not get raped” from men, you fellas need a lesson on how to not lose your family jewels from ladies. Obviously, it is all your fault. So penis-peddlers, listen up: this is how not to get Lorena Bobbitted.
Watch Your Food
Photo via
Look twice at anything a woman serves you. Ask her to try it first. Actually, just cook your own food and stop being a lazy ass. If Catherine Becker’s husband had thought twice before eating the tofu soup she made him that later knocked him out, his dick wouldn’t have ended up shredded to pieces in the garbage disposal. Figure out how to cook up some ramen or else you might end up a castrato.
Don’t Be Submissive During BDSM
Photo via
Spanking and gagging is for prissy prudes. If you can’t play Rip the Tip Off Your Dick, you don’t belong in Kim Tran’s Alaskan dungeon. Her husband found out the hard way back in 2005, when he allowed Kim to tie him up and she used the opportunity to sever his pecker. Maybe they should've used a safety word?
Avoid Women Named Tran
Photo via
In addition to Kim Tran of Alaska, another lady named Kim Tran from Vancouver took her husband’s schlong down a notch back in 1998. And Tran Tu Tran of Sydney, Australia, put her hubby’s wang on a chopping block in 1996. A rose by any other name might not walk off with your manhood.
Never Fall Asleep with a Woman
Photo via
Sleeping with a woman makes you go from REM to RPL—instead of rapid eye movement, you have rapid penis loss. This is even worse than letting yourself be tied up, because at least if you are tied up, you can scream for help. But sleeping? Until she actually cuts your dick off, you won’t know a thing. Taking advantage of a sleeping man is what skyrocketed Lorena Bobbitt into infamy. Julia Huamán Muñoz was cunning enough to follow suit last September.
[This is too fucked up for a picture]
Even Your Mother Can’t Be Trusted
There really isn't anything snarky to say about these cases because they are such a bummer. The one woman you're supposed to be able to trust is your mother. Alas, in December, a third grader’s mother pulled a Priscilla Vaughn on her own son, except she was actually successful. Sadly, the boy will be disabled for life. And a couple hundred miles over in the Jiangsu Province, a mother was in hysterics that her five-month-old baby was a boy and not a girl, so she performed a home-sex-change operation on him. These two ladies are definitely the worst moms on the planet, or at least the most disturbed.
Stay Away from the Toilet
Photo via
Toilets are depositories for all kinds of gross stuff like shit, piss, menstrual blood, and apparently severed dongs. Both Kim Trans, Julia Muñoz as well as Tsui Mei-Ying, who cleaved a dick back in 1987, can testify to that. In the first Kim Tran’s case, the Anchorage Water and Wastewater Facility managed to wrench the toilet from its base and retrieve her husband's cum gun. It was successfully reattached.
Don’t Invite Her to a Threesome
Photo via
Cheating on a nutcase is pretty bold behavior, but inviting your crazy wife to have sex with you and your mistress takes some serious cojones—ones that will ultimately become damaged goods. Xie Mau-Mann from China’s Guangdong district, was asked by her philandering husband to have a ménage à trois with a woman he brought home. Mrs. Xie declined to join in the threesome, and her husband proceeded to fuck the other woman anyway. According to reports, while the dude took 40 winks, Mrs. Xie “snipped” (that’s what they’re calling it these days?) off his wang with a pair of grocery store scissors and then threw his manhood into a nearby pond. Moral of the story: Ask for a threesome, expect to lose your Johnson.
For more stuff about dicks, check these out:
Do You Like Your Dicks Cut or Uncut?
Oh No! This Guy Broke His Dick During Butt Sex
I Shot My Dick Off in Vietnam
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Penis Size Study Shows Women Find Men With Big Genitals More Attractive ... - Huffington Post
Penis Size Study Shows Women Find Men With Big Genitals More Attractive ... - Huffington Post:
The Atlantic | Penis Size Study Shows Women Find Men With Big Genitals More Attractive ... Huffington Post Studies on women's preferences for penis size have been mixed, with some suggesting that women who frequently orgasm through vaginal stimulation are the pickiest, perhaps because penis size matters for that sort of stimulation. Men typically fret more ... Get the Perfect Penis The Atlantic Size Does Matter: Study Shows Women Judge Male Attractiveness by Penis Size TIME Study Tracks Science of Penis Preference National Geographic The Week Magazine - Nature.com all 79 news articles » |
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Bigger not always better for penis size - Nature.com
Bigger not always better for penis size - Nature.com:
Nature.com | Bigger not always better for penis size Nature.com Researchers report today that penis size does matter to women — though within limits. The finding suggests that women's preferences could have fuelled the evolution of the human male penis, which is longer and thicker than that of any other primate. |
Friday, April 12, 2013
Scientists: Why penis size does matter - The Week Magazine
Scientists: Why penis size does matter - The Week Magazine:
The Week Magazine | Scientists: Why penis size does matter The Week Magazine omen prefer big penises, thunders a new study published this week in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, or PNAS. (Say it out loud.) Researchers had 105 heterosexual Australian women (average age: 26) rate 49 computer-generated ... |
Sex in the Press #19: Size matters
Sex in the Press #19: Size matters:
![Sex in the Press #19: Size matters]()
Women find men with larger penises more attractive, according to a fresh study. Shock! Horror! Say it isn’t so! No wonder sex-deprived fruit flies turn to drink…
These and other news flashes in the 11 April 2013 edition of ‘Sex in the Press’, which goes long so you can deal with your short-comings.
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Saturday, April 6, 2013
Your Penis: The Long and Short of It - Valley Advocate
Your Penis: The Long and Short of It - Valley Advocate:
Your Penis: The Long and Short of It Valley Advocate As someone who's sold sex toys to all kinds of people, I've learned one thing for sure: size matters. Size is definitely a top-three priority for those considering what's going to feel best inside their vagina/butt/mouth. Sex toy store customers ... |
Well-endowed David Beckham ads spark rise in penis enlargement surgeries ... - New York Daily News
Well-endowed David Beckham ads spark rise in penis enlargement surgeries ... - New York Daily News:
New York Daily News | Well-endowed David Beckham ads spark rise in penis enlargement surgeries ... New York Daily News Absolutely," said Dr. Roberto Viel, a London plastic surgeon who says he has performed more than 3,000 penis enlargements. "Just 10 or 20 years ago men weren't allowed to admit to anyone their insecurities about their appearance, and now more men are ... and more » |
Friday, April 5, 2013
David Beckham Underwear Ads Inspire British Men to Enlarge Their Penis [Video] - IBTimes.co.uk
David Beckham Underwear Ads Inspire British Men to Enlarge Their Penis [Video] - IBTimes.co.uk:
IBTimes.co.uk | David Beckham Underwear Ads Inspire British Men to Enlarge Their Penis [Video] IBTimes.co.uk David Beckham's sexy underwear adverts are putting pressure on men to go under the knife to increase their penis size. The popular Beckham ad for H and M, directed by Guy Ritchie, shows the former England captain running in his underpants across the ... Becks' sexy undie ads inspiring men to undergo penis enlargements Newstrack India 'Beckham's underwear ads inspiring men to undergo male organ enlargements' Daily Bhaskar all 3 news articles » |
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