Thursday, March 28, 2013

Man accused of using fake penis for drug test - USA TODAY

Man accused of using fake penis for drug test - USA TODAY:

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Man accused of using fake penis for drug test
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ST. CHARLES, Mo. (AP) — A man accused of using a prosthetic penis to try to pass a drug test has been arrested in eastern Missouri. Authorities say 34-year-old Sydney Levin was submitting a urine sample last week as part of his probation when an ...
Missouri man accused of using prosthetic penis to pass drug test; has pleaded ... Fox News
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David Lee Roth Took Out Insurance Policy For His Penis, 'Little Elvis,' With ... - Huffington Post

David Lee Roth Took Out Insurance Policy For His Penis, 'Little Elvis,' With ... - Huffington Post:

David Lee Roth Took Out Insurance Policy For His Penis, 'Little Elvis,' With ...
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Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth, one of Rock & Roll's greatest singers, told HuffPost Live's Alyona Minkovski Monday that he once insured his penis with Lloyd's of London. Read the whole story at HuffPost Live. Contribute to this Story: Send us a tip ...
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

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Losing My Libido: One Man’s Story

Losing My Libido: One Man’s Story:

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Amit Wehle awakens to face the loss of his gradual diminishing sex drive.

The folk classic “Where Have all Flowers Gone” is often credited to Joan Baez, but it was actually written by Pete Seeger back in 1955. Which makes perfect sense, since Mr. Seeger would have been exactly 36 years old at the time, meaning he would have been inspired to write a song about his shrinking libido (which is clearly what the hit classic is really about).
The song resonates with me because like Pete Seeger back in ’55, I’m now 36, and can attest to Father Time’s ax systematically chopping down on my erections over the last few years. The realization of this diminished sex drive sort of snuck up on me. Like most of aging’s “tricks,” it has been a gradual thing.
You see, nobody suddenly wakes up bald. No one jumps out of bed with a gut, or looks in the mirror one day to find copious back hair plus a complete inability to recognize any artist on the Billboard Top 20.
But eventually, a man picks up on the gradual changes. His new reality. At some point the man lifts the lid, stares into the abyss and awakens to his truth:  Hey, where the f*ck have all my boners gone?
The most interesting thing about morning erections is that their value — for the most part — is face-value. Showmanship. More symbolic than anything else.
I’ve noticed a distinct decline in the last few years, to the point where I finally have to admit that the numbers are going down. A lot. How do I know this so acutely? Because I no longer wake up every day with evidence to the contrary. Yes, I’m talking about morning erections.
There is an actual scientific reason for my AM wane: morning erections are — in large part –a neurological response to REM sleep, the deep sleep we get throughout the night, but particularly in the early morning hours. During these very important REM sessions, the brain sends blood to the penis as a way of maintaining its health and functionality. In other words, we get hard. But as we age, our sleep patterns change and we get less REM sleep, particularly once jobs get more stressful, spouses start sleeping next to us, and babies enter the picture. You know, grown up sh*t. Let’s add to the mix the fact that that our blood flow and overall circulation both weaken as we get older, and you’ve got a recipe for serious and pervasive de-bonerification.
Granted, understanding the chemistry behind our hard-ons is of secondary importance. Where our boners come from is not as important as how we feel about them.
The most interesting thing about morning erections is that their value — for the most part — is face-value. Showmanship. More symbolic than anything else.  If most men are honest, 90% of the time the boner won’t be acted on – we’re not going to stay in bed and make love to our gal or beat off to the Huff Po Celebrity Page every morning. We’ve got showers to take, Metrocards to buy, jobs to hide at. Rather, the fact that the erection showed up – that is the great reward. As Woody Allen famously said, “80% of success is showing up” and nobody’s taken that more to heart than a young man’s penis.
And so I miss my old morning mate for what he represented: me as the sexual being. Me, the potent mammal. A reminder that despite being nearly buried beneath life’s responsibilities and fears, I still rise with a throbbing pulse. I’m hard, therefore I am. Sure, it may be a bit caveman and one-tracked, but it’s strangely gratifying. These days — and I suppose in all the days yet to come — the evidence will be a little more watered down. More importantly, my measuring stick of what manhood means may need to evolve. That more than anything scares me – it’s a process that’s gonna require both balls and wisdom.
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Amit Wehle is a writer and thoughtsmith, living in Brooklyn. He also tweets@AmitWehle.
Photo: lizzie279 / flickr

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Sunday, March 24, 2013

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Does Penis Size Matter? - Men's Health News

Does Penis Size Matter? - Men's Health News:

Men's Health News

Does Penis Size Matter?
Men's Health News
Last week at SXSW in Austin, you couldn't pass by a taco truck or food stand without seeing Patrick Moote's penis. Moote, an actor and comedian, has been through a lot in the past year. After his girlfriend ran away from his marriage proposal at a UCLA ...

10 Things She's Secretly Thinking About Your Penis - Men's Fitness

10 Things She's Secretly Thinking About Your Penis - Men's Fitness:

Men's Fitness

10 Things She's Secretly Thinking About Your Penis
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That's why we asked women to share their funniest, boldest, happiest, craziest, or most memorable reaction to a man's penis. Sure, there was the occasional lady who says size matters, but mostly, you'll find that you can probably relax. Because most ...

Friday, March 22, 2013

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The 3 Worst Techniques to Last Longer in Bed

The 3 Worst Techniques to Last Longer in Bed:
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Searching the internet for sex advice on delaying ejaculation, to stay hard longer? We thought so. Here are three things that don’t work, and why (as well as some advice that does.)

Believe it or not, there are a lot of  methods out there that are commonly thought to help you last longer in bed, but which actually create more problems than they claim to solve.
The worst thing about it is that some guys see a slight improvement when using them for the first time and convince themselves they’ve found the technique of their life. So they keep using these methods, causing a worsening of their situation in the long term.
When a man complains about his performance and wants his lost stamina back, it’s a sign that he has been using these techniques in the past.
They’re really popular. Let’s see if you recognize them.

3rd place: Getting drunk

You’ll read this on the internet, especially on forums. Some men have noticed improvements in their endurance when they’re high or drunk and think it a good idea to advise others to do the same.
If you get high or drunk and see an “improvement” in your condition and feel happy, excited, and like a superhero, most of the time it’s for one main reason: because you’re high and don’t know what you’re talking about.
But if you do objectively last longer when you’re drunk it’s because drinking makes you feel less self-conscious, which in turn helps you be more relaxed and confident in bed … and guess what? It’s this relaxation and confidence that helps you last longer, not the drinking. How about trying to develop confidence and relaxation instead. Wouldn’t that be a cheaper solution?
I’m not your grandma, so I’m not going to tell you to drink or not to drink, but understand that drinking or getting high is not going to improve your control in any field, let alone your ejaculatory control.

2nd place: Imagining something boring while having sex

Contrary to what most people say, the distraction technique is actually a pretty bad way to take control of your ejaculation. When you distract yourself with unpleasant (your hairy neighbour or a car accident) or neutral thoughts (the theory of relativity or dinosaurs) you create associations in your mind between having sex and something unpleasant or neutral (basically, something not arousing), which might easily lead you to develop erection problems in the future. Then you’ll have two problems to solve: P.E. (Premature Ejaculation) and E.D. (Erectile Dysfunction).
Do you really want all these titles? I don’t think so.
If the above isn’t enough of a reason for you to stop practicing the “distraction technique,” listen to this: when you distract yourself, you’re making yourself unaware of what’s going on in your body. Now, can you control something you’re unaware of? What do you think, champ? Can you? If you can’t see or hear or feel something can you control it?
You can’t.
The first step to take control of something is to become aware of that thing.
Think of your bladder. When you were a kid you used to pee your pants. Right? Why did it happen? Because you were unaware of the feeling of “having to pee” and couldn’t consciously “recognize the moment” when you were about to pee. You couldn’t feel that sensation (which was very subtle for you back then and yet is pretty clear now), and you peed your pants. It took you a while to learn, but with time, you learned to recognize that sensation and control yourself, or to go to the toilet.
You’ve learned control already. You did it once and you can do it again.
So, how about you start working on feeling your body and becoming aware of your arousal? Is that going to help you out? Oh yes, it surely will.

1st place: Kegels

Kegel exercises as they’re usually taught, are counterproductive and accelerate the ejaculatory response. Forget about what you read on the internet or in your favourite magazine, Kegels are going to make your premature ejaculation worse. It’s actually incredible how much misinformation there is about this.
Kegel exercises (the rhythmic contraction of the muscle behind the scrotum) targets the Bulbospongiosus muscle, which is the same muscle that expels sperm out of your body when the ejaculatory threshold is reached.
Men with premature ejaculation usually have a very tense pelvic floor which contacts involuntarily—without them being aware of it. Their voluntary contractions, or Kegels, accelerate the whole ejaculation process, leading them to ejaculate prematurely.
If you have P.E., the last thing you need is to increase the contraction rate of your pelvic muscles. When you do Kegels, you basically train your already tight and out of control Bulbospongiosus muscle to contract even more. Does this make any sense to you?
It doesn’t. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.
When I first discovered and spread this idea, I received many emails from men confirming their premature ejaculation got worse after they used Kegels.
Beware though, Kegels are not evil. They even work for premature ejaculation—when trained as part of a complete pelvic training. There are other muscles down there that need to be trained to make Kegels useful and if you don’t know how, do yourself a favour and stop your Kegels right away.
Here’s the thing: these three techniques live and thrive on the general lack of knowledge there is on this topic. All of them are designed to make you unaware of your body when what you need is the exact opposite.
Becoming aware of your arousal is the key to ejaculatory control.
You don’t need superpowers to do it. Can you feel the difference when your penis is flaccid and when it’s hard? Great, it means you’re able to feel your arousal.
Ejaculation has its own mechanics, and arousal its own patterns. Practicing awareness, you’ll discover the predictable patterns of your arousal and how incredibly easy it is to control them.
The first step for you to take control of your ejaculation is to sharpen your awareness.
This self-knowledge is all you need.

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Image credit:  Dave Stokes/Flickr

Wednesday, March 20, 2013












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Woman splits from husband of four years because he has tiny manhood - The Sun

Woman splits from husband of four years because he has tiny manhood - The Sun:

IBTimes.co.uk

Woman splits from husband of four years because he has tiny manhood
The Sun
A TAIWANESE woman has divorced her husband of four years - because he has a tiny penis. The fussy civil servant - named Zhang - said her former husband had also failed to keep his promise to have sex with her three times a week. Zhnag, 52, slammed ...
Taiwanese woman divorces husband because 'his penis is so small, like a kid' Death and Taxes
Taiwan Woman Gets Divorce After Accusing Her Husband of Having 'Small Penis' IBTimes.co.uk
Taiwanese woman divorces hubby over 'small penis' Newstrack India

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9 Amazing Facts About The Vagina

9 Amazing Facts About The Vagina: With our “Penis Facts†article reaching over half a million views, it's time to give the Better Half their due. Here are 9 Vag-tastic facts about the place (almost) every one of us has called Home.